America: We are not broke…as long as we have Belgium

There are people whining about America’s $18 trillion debt and how the Chinese are not buying U.S. treasury bonds. Who cares? We got Belgium, b*tches!! Well, yeah, 99% of Americans can’t point out to Belgium on a world map. Heck, 20% of Belgians can’t do that. But all that aside, Belgium has been lending us money like crazy. Check out the chart below (thanks to zerohedge.com). So, as long as we got the new sugar daddy, we can continue waging unnecessary wars and start a new round of Cold War. Oh, yeah, starting next week, McDonald’s will rename French fries to “Belgian Fries.”