John Kerry

Putin changes course – becomes America’s friend!

Breaking News: Evil Putin has changed his mind after seeing how much America LOVES Saudi Arabia. So starting today, there won’t be any elections in Russia; Putin’s son will be the next leader; women can’t drive in Russia; women can’t work, travel or even get medical treatment without the permission of their father or husband; pre-marital sex=death; there will be 2-3 public beheading every week; carrying a Bible openly will get you arrested; and terrorists and religious extremists will be sponsored all over the world.