Goldman Sachs

Give Wall Street a break!

When asked if Wall St bonuses were excessive ($26 billion in 2013), CEO of Goldman Sachs, Lloyd Blankfein, ripped the journalist a new a-hole. “Do you know how hard our jobs are?” he screamed. “Every day, we have to manipulate the currency exchange, fix the gold price, fudge global interest rates, engage in insider trading, naked short selling, front-running clients’ orders etc etc. Corrupting an entire world economy is not a 9-5 job, you bozo. We are too big to fail, jail or even be challenged!” The chastened journalists apologized and promised never to question Wall St again.

$26 billion of well deserved bonus

$26 billion of well deserved bonus