Italy

Obama sends drones to attack Venice, Italy!

Hearing the news that Venice passed a referendum to secede from Italy, Obama called it “outrageous” and in violation of “international laws and treaties.” After being called a wimp by Republicans for his (in)actions on the Crimea referendum, Obama decided to show that he is one tough guy, not to be messed around with. Drones are on their way from the NATO bases in Germany, ready to decimate any terrorist Gondolas that might be on their sneaky and dangerous missions in Venice.

Terrorist gondolas

Terrorist gondolas