“We will ship some jobs overseas so you can buy cheap goods”
— YEAH!
“We will lay off some people here to cut costs, so you can buy cheap goods”
— YEAH!
“We will cut your benefits so you can still keep your job”
— YEAH!
“We will lay you off, so you can find another job with lower pay, but you can still buy cheap goods”
— YEAH? … YEAH!
“Since you don’t have much money, we will give you a credit card with high interest so you can STILL buy cheap goods”
— YEAH!!!

Corporate Rulers