America’s Elites: “Do you want jobs or lots of cheap sh*t? Think about it … lots and lots of gadgets, shoes, clothing and more.”

America: “But how will we afford it without jobs?”

America’s Elites: “We will give you cheap loans”

America: “Fu*k jobs! Let’s get some cheap sh*t and cheap loans!! Woohoo!!!!”

From the movie “Idiocracy”